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Two Aussies, Ian and Craig are walking down a street in Queenstown.

Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said:

‘Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair’

Ian says to his pal, ‘Craig, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and whin we get beck to Stralia, we could make a fortune’. ‘Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay? Jist lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear our eccint, they might not be nice to us’. ‘I’ll speak in my bist Kiwi eccint.’

‘No worries, smiled Craig, I’ll keep my mouth shut.’

They go in and Ian says, ‘I’ll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100 shirts et $4.00 each, and fufty peers of trousers et $5.00 each. I’ll beck up my truck end…’

The owner of the shop interrupts, ‘You’re from Australia, aren’t you?’

‘Will… Yis,’ says a surprised Ian. ‘How the hill dud you know thet?’

The owner says,

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‘This is a dry cleaners’.

Stay Inspired and Stay Safe ~ Dean Letfus